Im talking about wheelies of course, my children, nothing greater to please our lord and savior Rossi with than a quick dank nooner. Now here are three reason why you, being a bike and girl fanatic alike, should learn to get pop a few.
- Girls don’t Like a man that can’t get it up
I know you, little squidlet, and what time isn’t spent swooning over that sick cruiser or sportbike, or looking longingly at the turbo ‘busa your uncle had when you were a child before he picked up a Harley, is spent browsing the dating apps of the world. If you learn to get it up, you might have a better chance. Not that girls care about your bike, none of them do, but girls hate it when you can’t get it up.
2. It looks cool
You’ll feel better better about yourself because you look so sick poppin that dank whoolie. The women will want you, the men will want to be you, the men… may also want you I don’t judge, it’s 2020. Either way you’ll be much more confident in a group if you know you’re not the only one with wheelie dysfunction syndrome.
3. It’s not *THAT* illegal
Hey, you can do it on some road nobody drives on, but some people aren’t even comfortable with that. If you’re a shy guy with a light front wheel, you can just pull in an abandoned parking lot, and feel cool while you’re there. Just don’t forget the camera, young squid, and point that tire high.
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